I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I need a beard to bite.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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