Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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