That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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