We're like a lot better than the average bears
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I look better un-naked...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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