Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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