honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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