Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We have started to decorate penises.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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