so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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