She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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