He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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