This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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