Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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