we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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