We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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