I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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