i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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