Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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