i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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