Did you just see the Batmobile???
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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