we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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