I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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