remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize