You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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