The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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