I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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