so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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