he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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