it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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