My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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