3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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