Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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