Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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