White coat. Heels.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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