toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
that is very illegal...i love you.
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