Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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