Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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