I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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