i permit you to call me
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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