Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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