I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He felt like a one man threesome
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Randomize
