just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
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I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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