Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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