he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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