Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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