ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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