So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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