wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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