YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
