I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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my nose is crying tears of wow.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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