Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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