no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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