Don't make out with my wife yet
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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