My first STD was from a foam party
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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