went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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