Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Found your dick twin last night
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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