So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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