she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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