For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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